a dull and witless boy.

" No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality."

Callum. 23.
I like film, books, poetry, lyrical music, odd things, art and a lot of other things that make me no different than any other 23 year old on this site.

I have a real job that pays too well, a partner who I adore, mental health problems and a penchant for strange things that no one else finds interesting.

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Standard Bitter Love Song #1 - the Mountain Goats

the Mountain Goats - Standard Bitter Love Song #1

Standard Bitter Love Song #1 -  the Mountain Goats

I’m going to try real hard,
but I, I can’t believe that you’re really going to do it
it’s like one of those chinese kites flying in the wind
and then some kid with a shotgun sends a bullet through it.

32 Plays

So all the letters I wrote in secret as an abused teenager have recently been returned to me. Basically, I wrote to anyone whose address I could find and who I felt would somehow understand me or what was happening to me.

  • TED KRACYNSKI (R)
  • CHARLES MANSON (R)
  • DAVID LYNCH (NR)
  • COURTNEY LOVE (FR)
  • CHUCK PALAHNIUK (R)*
  • JOHN WATERS (R)
  • JOSS WHEDON (NR)
  • BRAD DOURIF (R)
  • GILLIAN ANDERSON (FR)
  • LANCE HENRIKSON (R, followed by FR)
  • DENNIS HOPPER (R)*
  • LYNETTE “SQUEAKY” FROMME (FR)
  • GEORGE CARLIN (R)*
  • KEN WESTERFIELD (R)
  • PJ O’ROURKE (NR)
  • NOAM CHOMSKY (R)
  • TREY PARKER (FR)
  • ALAN MOORE (R)*
  • DR. RUPERT SHELDRAKE (NR)
  • STEVEN SPIELBERG (FR?)
  • LINDA KASABIAN (NR)**
  • DBC PIERRE (NR)
  • JOHN LYDON (R)
  • DOUGLAS COUPLAND (R)

There’s actually more but I only just realised how long this list is. I’ll take a picture of the box instead.

Key: (R) denotes a personal reply, (FR) denotes a form reply and (NR) denotes no reply. * denotes a parcel. ** denotes someone sending a 14 year old boy a legal threat through their lawyer. Seriously.

Momma says you can’t get pregnant if you do the splits and hold your breath for one whole minute after the boy makes his deposit, she watches TV like that, toes pointed, chest tight, sometimes her cheeks puff out like a blowfish I guess, I never seen a blowfish.

Don’t Kiss Me: Stories - Lindsay Hunter

You voted for his acquittal, didn’t you?

(via beammeupmyspookydoctor)

dailyholzer:

being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular

Don’t you ever talk about my friends. You don’t know any of my friends. You don’t look at any of my friends. And you certainly wouldn’t condescend to speak to any of my friends. So you just stick to the things you know: shopping, nail polish, your father’s BMW, and your poor, rich drunk mother in the Caribbean.

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